Wife Quotes
Most popular wife quotes

A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Of earthly goods, the best is a good wife; A bad, the bitterest curse of human life.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
What a pity it is that nobody knows how to manage a wife, but a bachelor.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Men are nicer to the women they don't marry.
I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

No man should have a secret from his wife—she invariably finds it out.
Edith, stifle yourself!

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.