Husband Quotes
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Men are nicer to the women they don't marry.

I married beneath me, all women do.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.