W. Somerset Maugham Quotes

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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Impropriety is the soul of wit.
— W. Somerset Maugham Hamlet

wit humor

Genius is talent provided with ideals. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Genius is talent provided with ideals.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

tradition

Life isn't long enough for love and art. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Life isn't long enough for love and art.
— W. Somerset Maugham
The writer is more concerned to know than to judge. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The writer is more concerned to know than to judge.
— W. Somerset Maugham
People seek but one thing in life — their pleasure. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
People seek but one thing in life — their pleasure.
— W. Somerset Maugham
The ideal has many names, and beauty is but one of them. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The ideal has many names, and beauty is but one of them.
— W. Somerset Maugham Cakes and Ale

ideal beauty

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake.
— W. Somerset Maugham

art

Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
— W. Somerset Maugham

love cynical

It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

grammar

When you are young you take the kindness people show you as your right. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
When you are young you take the kindness people show you as your right.
— W. Somerset Maugham Cakes and Ale

kindness

Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing his mind. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing his mind.
— W. Somerset Maugham Of Human Bondage

changing people

It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
— W. Somerset Maugham

humor

Self-control might be as passionate and as active as the surrender to passion. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Self-control might be as passionate and as active as the surrender to passion.
— W. Somerset Maugham Of Human Bondage

self-control

The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.
— W. Somerset Maugham
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
— W. Somerset Maugham

quotations

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences.
— W. Somerset Maugham

motivational

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
— W. Somerset Maugham

love cynical

Money is like a sixth sense — and you can't make use of the other five without it. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Money is like a sixth sense — and you can't make use of the other five without it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Every production of an artist should be the expression of an adventure of his soul. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Every production of an artist should be the expression of an adventure of his soul.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

artists

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
— W. Somerset Maugham

writing advice

Art, unless it leads to right action, is no more than the opium of an intelligentsia. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Art, unless it leads to right action, is no more than the opium of an intelligentsia.

art

Music-hall songs provide the dull with wit, just as proverbs provide them with wisdom. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Music-hall songs provide the dull with wit, just as proverbs provide them with wisdom.

songs

Common sense and nature will do a lot to make the pilgrimage of life not too difficult. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Common sense and nature will do a lot to make the pilgrimage of life not too difficult.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Just as the painter thinks with his brush and paints the novelist thinks with his story. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Just as the painter thinks with his brush and paints the novelist thinks with his story.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

novelists

They should always be stirred so that the molecules lie sensuously on top of one another. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
They should always be stirred so that the molecules lie sensuously on top of one another.
— W. Somerset Maugham Conversations with Willie: Recollections of W. Somerset Maugham

martini

A good style should show no sign of effort.  What is written should seem a happy accident. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
A good style should show no sign of effort.  What is written should seem a happy accident.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

style

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
— W. Somerset Maugham

food

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
— W. Somerset Maugham Of Human Bondage

money

The author always loads his dice, but he must never let the reader see that he has done so. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The author always loads his dice, but he must never let the reader see that he has done so.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

authors

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
— W. Somerset Maugham

friendship character

It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
— W. Somerset Maugham Cakes and Ale

beauty humor

Do you know that conversation is one of the greatest pleasures in life? But it wants leisure. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Do you know that conversation is one of the greatest pleasures in life? But it wants leisure.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth.
— W. Somerset Maugham

old age

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham

excellence negotiation

The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune, and willingly avoids the sight of distress. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The world is quickly bored by the recital of misfortune, and willingly avoids the sight of distress.
— W. Somerset Maugham

adversity

He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.
— W. Somerset Maugham

money

Men have an extraordinarily erroneous opinion of their position in nature; and the error is ineradicable. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Men have an extraordinarily erroneous opinion of their position in nature; and the error is ineradicable.

self-deception

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
— W. Somerset Maugham

excess moderation

To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.
— W. Somerset Maugham Books and You

reading

The crown of literature is poetry.  It is its end and aim.  It is the sublimest activity of the human mind. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The crown of literature is poetry.  It is its end and aim.  It is the sublimest activity of the human mind.
— W. Somerset Maugham Cakes and Ale

poetry

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

imagination

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
— W. Somerset Maugham

America England

There is only one thing about which I am certain, and this is that there is very little about which one can be certain. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
There is only one thing about which I am certain, and this is that there is very little about which one can be certain.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

certainty

You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Circle

principles

The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is to put it out of its misery as soon as possible. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is to put it out of its misery as soon as possible.

grammar

The artist produces for the liberation of his soul.  It is his nature to create as it is the nature of water to run down hill. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The artist produces for the liberation of his soul.  It is his nature to create as it is the nature of water to run down hill.
— W. Somerset Maugham Mr. Maugham Himself

artists

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
— W. Somerset Maugham
It has amazed me that the most incongruous traits should exist in the same person and, for all that, yield a plausible harmony. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It has amazed me that the most incongruous traits should exist in the same person and, for all that, yield a plausible harmony.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Art...is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Art...is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
— W. Somerset Maugham Of Human Bondage

art

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
— W. Somerset Maugham

relationships

My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
— W. Somerset Maugham

sex

It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people and the only thing is to face it. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people and the only thing is to face it.
— W. Somerset Maugham

friendship

It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering, for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering, for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Moon and Sixpence

suffering

It is not for nothing that artists have called their works the children of their brains and likened the pains of production to the pains of childbirth. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It is not for nothing that artists have called their works the children of their brains and likened the pains of production to the pains of childbirth.
— W. Somerset Maugham Mr. Maugham Himself

writing

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

platitudes

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.
— W. Somerset Maugham Strictly Personal

freedom comfort

I refuse to make a hierarchy of human actions and ascribe worthiness to some and ill-repute to others. The terms vice and virtue have no significance for me. I do not confer praise or blame: I accept. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
I refuse to make a hierarchy of human actions and ascribe worthiness to some and ill-repute to others. The terms vice and virtue have no significance for me. I do not confer praise or blame: I accept.
— W. Somerset Maugham

virtue vice

From the earliest times the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser than they, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
From the earliest times the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser than they, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture.
— W. Somerset Maugham Cakes and Ale

youth & age

The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistical and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind. Failure makes people bitter and cruel. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistical and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind. Failure makes people bitter and cruel.
— W. Somerset Maugham

success

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek.  I am amazed no longer.  Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek.  I am amazed no longer.  Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Partial View

youth & age old age

If to look truth in the face and not resent it when it is unpalatable, and take human nature as you find it, smiling when it's absurd and grieved without exaggeration when it's pitiful, is to be cynical, then I suppose I'm a cynic. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
If to look truth in the face and not resent it when it is unpalatable, and take human nature as you find it, smiling when it's absurd and grieved without exaggeration when it's pitiful, is to be cynical, then I suppose I'm a cynic.
— W. Somerset Maugham Ah King: Complete Short Stories

cynicism

Hypocrisy is the most difficult and nerve-racking vice that any man can pursue; it needs an unceasing vigilance and a rare detachment of spirit. It cannot, like adultery or gluttony, be practiced at spare moments; it is a whole-time job. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Hypocrisy is the most difficult and nerve-racking vice that any man can pursue; it needs an unceasing vigilance and a rare detachment of spirit. It cannot, like adultery or gluttony, be practiced at spare moments; it is a whole-time job.
— W. Somerset Maugham Cakes and Ale

hypocrisy

I promised myself that if I ever had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and after dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought dissolution. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
I promised myself that if I ever had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and after dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought dissolution.
— W. Somerset Maugham

Cigar personal cigars

Each one of us is alone in the world.  He is shut in a tower of brass, and can communicate with his fellows only by signs, and the signs have no common value, so that their sense is vague and uncertain.  We seek pitifully to convey to others the treasures of our heart, but they have not the power to accept them, and so we go lonely, side by side but not together, unable to know our fellows and unknown by them. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
Each one of us is alone in the world.  He is shut in a tower of brass, and can communicate with his fellows only by signs, and the signs have no common value, so that their sense is vague and uncertain.  We seek pitifully to convey to others the treasures of our heart, but they have not the power to accept them, and so we go lonely, side by side but not together, unable to know our fellows and unknown by them.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Moon and Sixpence

communication

Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.
— W. Somerset Maugham Of Human Bondage

weakness

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of habit.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

moderation

Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of habit.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

excess

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.
— W. Somerset Maugham

freedom

The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind.
— W. Somerset Maugham

success

The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind. Failure makes people cruel and bitter.
— W. Somerset Maugham The Summing Up

success & failure success failure