Jack Benny Quotes

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

funny awards

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

golf

I don't want to tell you... I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go.

insurance