George Burns Quotes
Most popular George Burns Quotes
Sex after ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If I paid $10 for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than successful at something I hated.
The main thing about acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than be a success at something I hate.
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
Having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family; especially if they live in another city.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
A good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman—or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage... When you can't think of what you are supposed to say next, you take a puff on your cigar until you do think of your next line.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
