Witty Insults
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He has the face of a man who clubs baby seals.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of a man I ever met.
She has the reputation of being outspoken—by no one.
His words leap across rivers and mountains, but his thoughts are still only six inches long.
He is a man of splendid abilities, but utterly corrupt. He shines and stinks like rotten mackerel by moonlight.
A very weak-minded fellow I am afraid, and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him!
The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect.
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
This book fills a much-needed gap.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
I have read your book and much like it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Don't be so humble—you are not that great.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
