Ireland Quotes

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Israel

God made the grass, the air and the rain; and the grass, the air and the rain made the Irish; and the Irish turned the grass, the air and the rain back into God.

In some parts of Ireland the sleep which knows no waking is always followed by a wake which knows no sleeping.

The Irish people do not gladly suffer common sense.

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

The Irish have got gab but are too touchy to be humorous.