Bagel Quotes
Most popular bagel quotes

Bagel—A doughnut dipped in cement, a Jewish brass-knuckle.
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
Never buy a bagel in a donut shop.
A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
Most popular bagel quotes
Bagel—A doughnut dipped in cement, a Jewish brass-knuckle.
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
Never buy a bagel in a donut shop.
A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.