Stephen Colbert Quotes
Most popular Stephen Colbert Quotes

Agnostics: atheists without balls.

You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.

Laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche, and then applies an antibiotic cream.