Robin Williams Quotes
Most popular Robin Williams Quotes

Cricket is baseball on valium.

Carpe per diem—seize the cheque.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Baby caca is like Kryptonite to a father. Even the dog says, "You don't rub his face in it."

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you—when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you live with him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.