Robert Benchley Quotes
Most popular Robert Benchley Quotes
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.
In America there are two classes of travel—first class, and with children.
There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
