Rita Rudner Quotes
Most popular Rita Rudner Quotes

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

The time you spend grieving over a men should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.