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Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. - Paul Reiser quote.
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
— Paul Reiser in Good Housekeeping

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When people talk about wanting "to have children someday," what they really mean is that they want to have babies. - Paul Reiser quote.
When people talk about wanting "to have children someday," what they really mean is that they want to have babies.
— Paul Reiser Babyhood

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I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts.  What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar. - Paul Reiser quote.
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts.  What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.