Andy Rooney Quotes

Death is just a distant rumor to the young.

death

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.

dogs

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

funny mistakes

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet book- how to not eat what you have just learned how to cook.

dieting

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.