Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

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If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me.

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

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I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

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Though I yield to no one in my admiration for Mr. Coolidge, I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.