Quotes About Comedians

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

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A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

The comedian has to get a laugh from the audience, just the way a prostitute has to get an orgasm from the client.

When you do comedy, you're not sitting at the grown-ups table, you're sitting at the children's table.

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

My routines come out of total unhappiness.  My audiences are my group therapy.

To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.